I don’t believe either one of them would help significantly when they would have to sell the house and the dog just to acquire either one. Jimmy would have been a hella nice piece tho

This is all pretty true, though, I’d argue that people should be now be rooting for Kang to break his other leg.

nobody cared when his leg was broken by a dirty slide; but when a Mets player gets hurt by a legal (albeit dirty) slide, CHANGE THE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was working in South Korea once, in the winter time. They sell alcohol from vending machines.

Kang is a piece of shit and it upsets me that it’s not acknowledged more often.

“I like your style, chinaman!”

DeMarcus Cousins, Serge Ibaka, and Nerlens Noel were all traded around the deadline. Would it have been more fun if it all happened 10 minutes before the deadline? YES. But it is ridiculous to say that this wasn’t an eventful trade deadline.

Noel was a pretty good insurance policy if you lose Joel Embiid for a length of time (seems plausible given his track record). He trades him for peanuts,all while keeping Okafor who everybody knows does not fit. The one silver lining in my estimation is that i do believe in Richaun Holmes, so he will get more minutes.

Fuck Bryan Colangelo and his obscenely large shirt collars. He came in as an anti-Hinkie and said he wanted to win now. So, the team shows promise and he dismantles it to tank. All hail the Dark Lord Hinkie.

A source close to the issue says “the sixers and world renowned economists are in advanced discussions over whether in fact this is a double dip tanking”

Yeah, this is actually one of the times that ripping Philly is completely off-base.

Apparently “help the Sixers transition into full-on tank mode over the last third of the season” is Latin for “give more playing time to arguably the second-best rookie in the league while gaining a draft pick out of it.”

This is much more about getting Homie Dario more minutes

But the Sixers aren’t tanking! They have the Sacramento pick swap, so they don’t have anything to tank for.

The last few years have a certain sort of increasingly desperate “When are we going to get to the fireworks factory?” feel about them, no?

Maybe his retirement due to multiple concussions should get a little more play here, no?

Albert is a better cook than Magary. And much more charismatic and way handsomer.

The biggest winners of this trade are the Sixers, who can swap first round picks with the Kings this year. Hinkie forever.

Sixers have 1st round swap rights with Kings and their unprotected 1st round in 2019. Hinkie you bastard man.

It’s called “Alternative Spelling” Betsy is a big fan of it.