You have just perfectly explained my sister.

“black-and-white moralism with psychologically disordered eating”

In developed countries like the US, veganism is somewhat of an affectation.

Yeah. It’s this weird intersection of black-and-white moralism with psychologically disordered eating in a socially acceptable guise that acts as a sort of gamma radiation to hulk these people out into total monsters.

Isn’t it the other way around? Bananas have 3g of fiber. My question is how is this woman not on the toilet all day? There would literally be all the shit.

Some day when you’re bored, go read the “30 Bananas a Day” discussion board, on which people who have pursued a profoundly inadvisable diet pose questions like “why are my fingernails falling out” and “why won’t this sore heal.”

Relatedly, I have been unable to discern why so many vegan YouTubers are from Australia.

If this diet doesn’t include a substantial amount of purging, I’ll eat my hat*.

I can’t wait for the movie-of-the-week based on her life, Sarah Plantain Tall.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

The online vegan community sprang up because it’s logistically difficult to eat vegan for most people, so sharing tips, tricks, recipes, shortcuts, encouragement, etc. is important. A very vocal minority of people turned the encouragement part into a weird tribalism with extremely strict in- and out-group status based…

All I know is that I need a bacon cheeseburger palate cleanser.

This woman is claiming she eats between 2500 and 3000 calories per day in just bananas.

this is probably hypocritical coming from somebody that spends as much time in the Jezebel comments section as I do, but these people have way too much fucking time on their hands

Every time a vegan posts a YouTube video, a Trump supporter registers to vote.

Ugh why do my fellow vegans have to be so embarrassing. It's like for every single cool vegan, like Prince, there are a thousand militant assholes.

Exactly. I feel like reading the high school gossip news paper. Or watching the View.

Why did I read all of that.

God. I probably live in cave. I know nothing about nothing, and I don’t even understand this articles, save for the word banana.