I’m willing to bet money you’ve had at least one pregnancy scare in your life that just happened to turn out alright.

I regret I have but one star to give.

So women should have to, what, fill out a questionnaire and be allowed to have an abortion if they want one for the “right” reasons? Which are...? Rape? Severe fetal abnormalities? How about “good” women who fucked the right way but the condom broke? How about teenagers who try the pull-out method? I would love to…

This will never show up. because I’m gray, but it is the shittiest prank anyone has ever pulled, IMO. Partly because it happened not on April Fool’s day, but on my birthday.

Cats, your mother in law, and a child, and you didn’t even close the door all the way, let alone lock it? I DO NOT understand. It’s like you wanted her to see.

She’s a Walmart size 4, natch.

There is no way she is a 4 or even an 8.

Be very thankful. At my rehearsal dinner, my dad said to Mr. Schwa, “I wish she was marrying her ex-boyfriend.” After the rehearsal dinner, my mom said to Mr. Schwa, “You deserve so much better then her.”

Actually, I have a friend moved across the city and made a daily 45 minute train journey across town every morning to keep his son - who has Asparagus Syndrome: the kid’s description and it’s stuck! - at the same school, and then the same journey back to get to work 10 minutes walk from his house

Eh, she was fine being his trophy wife but this shit is not the same thing. She’s expected to do stuff now like speak in public and champion an initiative. She’s not doing that.

Marla’s got to be there so Tiffany has someone to talk to while Cheetolini chats with Ivanka, Uday, and Qusay.

Maybe she didn’t have a birth certificate or social security number? You can get through school without those things, but when you’re 18 and getting ready for college or a job it’d start being a real problem, and it’s hard for a kidnapper to explain away. That’s what made Carlina White suspicious.

Just had a baby 6 weeks ago. They only took her once for hearing test and the few other newborn items and she was back in 20 minutes. They didnt have a nursery.

Never underestimate stupid. It has a consistent way of out doing itself.

Yeah. Any book that’s published after 71 years of being publically banned is #1 on my reading list, I don’t care what it is... Morbid curiosity is going to win out.

Hitler published a second, less well received novel, “Mein Kramps” which was a book of recipes and herbal remedies for women experiencing painful mestruation.

She also mentioned the fact that he was depressed and not taking care of himself. She definitely sounded ignorant and not particularly sensitive, but it didn’t read to me as “he needs to lose weight get fuckable again” so much as “his weight gain is a symptom of a larger sickness that he’s refusing to get help for”.…

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

Abortions cause low sperm count, obviously.

Ugh this whole thing is such a pile of WTF. If this guy wants a kid so bad, why can’t he just adopt one? Or, if he’s so desperate for a biological one, get a surrogate and an egg donor! There is NO reason for him to be doing this other than to be an insufferable, controlling asshole.