iamnotyoursecretary
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iamnotyoursecretary

This sentence, literally sums it up entirely...

Absolutely insane, as a paramedic i can tell you if a police officer wasn’t there to give me the confidence to try to deescalate a situation with a patient. I wouldn’t even get out of the truck.

Life-long registered Democrat, African-American native New Yorker, Harlem resident: this kind of article is just further proof of good intentions paving everyone else’s road to hell.

Your neighborhood can go first. 

You’re just an idiot. As soon as some other idiot breaks into your apartment and commits some horrific act of violence against you, you’ll be screaming about how Trump didn’t provide you security, or this or that government entity didn’t protect you and doesn’t use your tax money to keep your privileged self in

Did a double-take before I realized there was a comma in that headline. Yikes.

I don’t completely agree with you, but you do have a valid point. The Washington Post had a great article about how one victim’s mom initially said no to overnight visits but eventually relented because MJ bought her a house (or some other big gift? I can’t remember) and groomed her as well with attention and gifts

Yeah not surprised either and to some extent it’s definitely a generational thing.

If you are playing something called Offroad Wood Transport Truck Driver 2018, you have issues that go beyond malware.

I audibly gagged at the thought of getting ready to go down on a sexy dude, only to be punched in the face nose by some stank hot dog dick.

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

I know what the word “leftover” means and I know what the word “Champagne means, but together, they dont make any sense.

little Damien and Regan

I had a family bridal shower thrown for me by my MIL.

What you are describing is “wine product” like the Chateau Diana you see in the convenience store.

I’m getting all excited just thinking about what the Park Slope Parents thread will say about this.