I lived in the suburbs of Chicago. Maybe it's a suburban thing?

Aw! I feel like Illinoisans have a deep and abiding love for ducks and Canada geese. It's sweet, but more than a little ridiculous. There are duck crossing signs everywhere and I once saw a police officer ticket a motorist for attempting to maneuver around some wayward ducklings.

If "sexual investigation" is what police are calling it, then why not use quotation marks in the headline/story just as you did in the response to @jifaner13? Part of every journalist's job is to present facts clearly. Parroting cop speak is rarely the best way to do that.

Justin Bieber fans are behind this. They're jealous because Justin hopes she would have been a Belieber.

So, I managed to watch this video without feeling much sympathy for either one of them ... mostly because I kept getting distracted by Farrah's ginormous fake lashes. They look like the eyelashes I used to make for my female paper bag puppets in elementary school.

OK. I don't doubt that the little girl adores the mini-horse and interacting with it is therapeutic for her. I also don't doubt that her parents are batshit crazy. Nobody sane keeps a mini-horse, an alpaca, pigs, dogs and roosters at a 50-foot-by-175-foot residential lot.

Jessica was the worst, but I secretly wished I could be her or, better yet, Lila, who was Sweet Valley High's HBIC, as far as I'm concerned. In real life, I'm more of an Elizabeth.

Also, based on how they groomed Meechum for that threesome, I'm thinking Adam and Zoe weren't the first extra-marital dalliances for either of them.

Her hair and makeup look good. Also, her shoes are cute. But, I'm sorry, her outfit is fug. Either the top or the skirt should be cut to show off her body lines, but everything is shapeless.

I'm thinking that Prince being a "big fan" of "New Girl" means that he thinks Zooey Deschanel and Hannah Simone are hot and wants them to be backup dancers in his new New Power Generation band...or join an all-girl singing group called Conceit 3 and record a song called "Dirty Gal."

Is that you, Jenna Maroney?

Kate Middleton is in her early 30s and the artist painted her as a 50-something. Her skin is flat and dry. She has full cheeks and he made them look like small jowls. And where's the bridge of her nose? Plus, he made it look like she hasn't slept in 48 hours. She doesn't look like this in photographs, even the ones…

Call my name. Bastian, please!

I hate it when people do The Running Man the way Allison Brie is doing The Running Man. But since I think Allison Brie is a good actress (if not a good old-school dancer), I'm going to give her a pass...this time.

This dude's Instagram account reinforces the stereotype that white people don't have rhythm. Boyfriend is hardly ever on the beat. #notagoodlook