Looks decent! I question the studio’s decision to release one week ahead of a big studio movie like “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip”, but I think this movie will do OK for itself. Not sure if it’s mainstream enough to be a huge hit though.

Old Snake is Cobra Commander??? That explains a lot... possibly.

Uber will give you a ride the next morning to go back and get your car.

Press X.

At least one person is offended.

Safety systems in general. See that? That’s a graph of U.S. traffic fatalities over time relative to the total population. It’s at its lowest levels now since before World War I, and it’s not because Americans are getting better at driving. (Probably the opposite.)

Laminated safety glass. If your windshield breaks, much less chance of many large sharp chunks flying at your face and arteries.

Every safety feature ever. We all whine about traction control, ABS, and stability control, but the truth is I wouldn’t want to drive a car without any of them.

Isn't there a small issue of totally blocking off the waterway by doing this? I guess two of them with a span over the middle would solve this, but three of them as shown in the graphic seems like they'd just be a huge hindrance.

Akira Toriyama really, really wants to wipe Dragon Ball GT from everyone’s minds, doesn’t he?

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Godamn, spoilers man. Warnings are nice.

Reality is always more interesting. Well, most of the time anyway.

Singing drummers, FTW.

Dear Hyundai: alternate course of action. Buy little Lotus. You have money, they have knowledge

Damn, you got me with the second sentence this time.

That’s how you usually know cars are actually fun to drive!

What is the deal with the color? Does it confuse radar guns?

Yes, it is sooooo very important...