iamnotseanclark
iamnotseanclark
iamnotseanclark

People need launch control for a car with a 0-60 of almost 7 seconds?

I love the game. I want to get all the trophies but I don’t have the motivation to hunt ravens and artifacts. I beat all the Valkyries which are supposed to be the hardest fights in the game. I just dont have the motivation to search and hunt for the other things

I wonder what will be running the back end of this. I assume it will be a modified version of the PC port?

sounds like my ex!

Fuck off, not everyone is built like Bilbo Baggins

In the image they use the Pebbles and Bam Bam video, they are using turtles as roller skates. I dont think turtles would make for fast skating

Even better, one of these

Some instances the beta wont save you. Forza 7 for example. I played the beta, it was solid and felt like a Forza game. The release version was a buggy mess with weird homogolation.

When is Jalopnik going to review one?

Everyone complaining that it’s a ad, no shit. But that doesn’t mean it can’t be fun. It showcases Labo. It features an artist that’s popular with younger audiences. I’m sure it will reach some parents who didn’t know what it was. It was a fun bit.  

Is this filled with the same stuff as computer duster? If so I hope they put in counter measures to stop people from huffing it

I thought the Boxster GTS was called a ‘Spyder’? Or did they drop that moniker for the 718?

Tip for the Battlefield DLC packs. You can add them to your playstation account now, and they will be available if you plan on getting the battlefield games later

Tip for the Battlefield DLC packs. You can add them to your playstation account now, and they will be available if

This seems like a non-issue. Every car I’ve been in with push button start beeps when you leave the car running and the key leaves the car.

I’m assuming the dimensions will be similar to the previous Veloster. I used to have a turbo. It fit a rear facing seat easily enough. The issue was that we mounted the seat on the passenger side, making the other side pretty much inaccessible. The driver seat didn’t move forward as far as you would expect from a

Tesla may or may not be a ponzi scheme

Someone’s going to drop $45k on this because it is low miles and stock. Then they will promptly mod it to hell

Is there even enough milk / cream in Halo top for it to be considered “ice cream” i know a few brands have to say they are “frozen dairy dessert” instead of icecream since they dont have enough milk and dairy

This is all wrong. Everyone knows the best way is to send #ThoughtsAndPrayers with a crying emoji

It’s all a ruse to get free press from automotive journalists. Jalopnik just got musked!