“I am a pedophile pedalphile.

• “I never understood this concept. Why do you need to appear offline? Someone trolling you? Block them. This isn’t the 1990s with AIM. Grow up. If you don’t wanna play with someone then don’t or remove them from your friends list. Stop being insecure dickweeds and man/woman up.”

This song is making me all nostalgic. Man, I'm getting old.

Let’s check in on Yamcha! How’s Yamcha these days?

I eagerly anticipate Terminator: Psylms. It’s just 90 minutes of Terminators reciting poetry in their Ahnold voices.

Race cannot be experienced in a vacuum. It cannot be experienced outside the contexts of history and culture.

My favorite theory is also the one we will probably hear most for every game going into E3 (man this pic made me laugh so hard - something about people putting the “1+1+1=3” is so hilariously dumb). From 1:33-ish in the trailer:

Man I really hate when my racist creeds get me labeled a bigot. Its like that one time I was sucking a dick and someone thought I was gay, hell no I just love sucking dick, completely different.

but his anti-Superman weapon: a spear laced with Kryptonite.

The thundercougarfalconbird has no equal in the automobile world

Sounds like an idea, I hope they succeed or fail based on the relative merits

Sounds like a terrible idea. I hope they fail

Well if it’s on brown bread, it’s definitely up to no good.

Yeah.. i dont even need to see the trailer/announcement/ gameplay...

My only criticism (other than the movie looking terrible) is that I wished they wouldn’t have stopped with Johnny Storm. If I remember correctly, I read that Sue is supposed to be adopted in this version of the story. I think they could have dropped that subplot and just cast an actress of color, but then that would…

Why is your last click capitalized? Are you trying to say something, some kind of code? What secrets does it hold?

Oh... you do know who co-owns CW right? You know what “W” stands for... right? WARNER BROS.

“Speed is the most important thing: Pretend that Dennis Hopper has put a bomb on your motorcycle. If you let up on the accelerator, it’ll blow up.”

FUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK