So basically, he victimized enough women to almost provide a decent sample size to do a proper study on the effects of rape.

That’s, like, really stupid.

I can’t stand the Ball Cam; the way the ball is constantly moving around means that I’m never ever driving straight and rarely can I ever see where I’m going; all that combined means that I’m constantly missing punts. I have Ball Cam Hold turned on so that I can quickly use it to identify where the ball is if I’ve…

How many times did you wipe while getting your troll technique down?

I mean “No, it’s not funny that two people have differing opinions.”

What in the fuck are you talking about.

Yes. She does have to have it.

I would hold judgement until we get our first version of “Mr. J” and “Puddin”.

She must be a burgla in this movie. Or some kind of smugla.

No.

“I am a pedophile pedalphile.

• “I never understood this concept. Why do you need to appear offline? Someone trolling you? Block them. This isn’t the 1990s with AIM. Grow up. If you don’t wanna play with someone then don’t or remove them from your friends list. Stop being insecure dickweeds and man/woman up.”

This song is making me all nostalgic. Man, I'm getting old.

Let’s check in on Yamcha! How’s Yamcha these days?

Race cannot be experienced in a vacuum. It cannot be experienced outside the contexts of history and culture.

My favorite theory is also the one we will probably hear most for every game going into E3 (man this pic made me laugh so hard - something about people putting the “1+1+1=3” is so hilariously dumb). From 1:33-ish in the trailer:

Man I really hate when my racist creeds get me labeled a bigot. Its like that one time I was sucking a dick and someone thought I was gay, hell no I just love sucking dick, completely different.

The thundercougarfalconbird has no equal in the automobile world

Well if it’s on brown bread, it’s definitely up to no good.