Apparently, Laura Evans wasn’t the only person who didn’t bother to read the story.

You are a bad person and you should feel bad.

I’m married so I’m not saying anything.

It’s a dude.

The whole “my mom”, “my internet boyfriend”, thing is creepy as fuck.

That is not ironic.

You have some really screwed up rape fantasies.

;)

Oh, I’m an asshole, but I’m a self-aware asshole. Unlike you.

I’m guessing that they aren’t very friendly because you’re kind of an asshole.

“energy healer, & have been a tarot reader”

You send me confetti I’m putting it in your car. The glitter I put in your bed.

I wonder the same thing about you.

To be fair, at least two of the things you enjoy are just as irrational and irritating as anything these women enjoy.

Ummm...

Boo fucking hoo.

You’re just full of shitty opinions tonight.

Yes. I fuck myself all the time.

So, no.

lol