You don’t have kids, do you?
That Is Not Ironic
iamnotironic
LOL
It killed my puppy.
You should totally go, get stinky stoned, then get really, really drunk. Then you should be incredibly obnoxious until you’re thrown out. To top it all off you should pass out in someone’s car and choke to death on your own vomit.
That is not ironic.
Those aren’t alpaca in that bottom picture, they are lambs, and not particularly newborn ones at that. Google Image Search lied to you.
How many years was Harper your PM? I wouldn’t get too cocky if I were you.
Well, aren’t you a special snowflake?
Early and often. Armageddon is one of my favorite movies.
Wow.
Yeah.
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
Woman, you eat the chicken skin. Don’t pretend that’s not evil.
I’m pretty relaxed about sharing food, but my wife did have to learn to ask first. Sadly, she was raised by wolves. The one thing that I am not cool with is people who want a bite of my sandwich when all that’s left is the super-good bite that I’ve saved for last. Fuck you, you should have taken a bite when I offered…
I would divorce you for this.
My wife has no qualms about eating any damn thing she wants off my plate but even she knows better than to sample my bread pudding without my express permission.
No.
Thank you!
No worries, dumbfuck.