I cannot believe how many people are taking your comments as a serious suggestion. I laughed.

I feel like I’m the only one appreciating your comments.

I guess Kevin picked up a taste for breaking and entering in the interim.

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

Yeah they’re dicks and have been fucking up your region for decades but it’s the olympics guyssss. Totally counts more than war crimes and putting your brothers in ghettos.

I’ve told my in-laws flat out (and my wife has too) “You vote Trump, you don’t see your granddaughter again until the next election cycle, longer if he wins.”

What the fuck is it with advertising and journalism that makes people think the notion of drinking on the job, or showing up drunk/hungover is so necessary? Here’s a hint: you don’t resemble Don Draper. You resemble Freddy Rumsen peeing himself.

Very fair. We need more days like this. A couple suggestions:

Gruden is a God damn national treasure.

Some ideas for unemployed guy...

Miami fans make Seahawks fans look like knowledgeable football experts

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

So I'm with you on the modern games being corrupt, but you lost me at Hilter given there were multiple Olympics before his rise to power.

Hitler with the master plan dating back to the 1896 Athens games

Percy’s right.

I know, right? Every workplace should be filled with Drinkin’ Bros who show up to work on Tuesday morning barely alive because they just had to have those 9 Bud Light Lime’s during Monday Night Football. Fuck it Bro, someone else will do my work for me while I sit here and try not to puke all over myself like a god…

So not going into work hungover means I am now Mr. Perfect?

You people can all have your booze filled weeknights, and barely scrape by in life because you can’t put the bottle down long enough to be a productive member of the workforce. I’ll continue to do my own thing.

Innocuous? So if I was your co-worker, and showed up wrecked to work 3 times a week, and spent the entire day doing as little as humanly possible, would you be cool with picking up the slack for me? Widespread? I am not sure what kind of industry you work in, but in the 8 years I have been in mine, I’ve worked with…

And people wonder why they can’t get, or hold, jobs? It’s shit like this. Be a fucking responsible grown up and don’t get piss drunk on a worknight. You’ve got a job to do, and you’re getting paid to do it, so show up at work in the right mental and physical state. This isn’t college anymore, it’s time to grow the…