His family will bear this dishonor for seven generations.

Star Trek has been ‘PC’ since 1966 you petaQ

Be real, how hard did you cum when you finished this one off?

Kids, I do believe that is the YMC-130H. The most badass C-130 ever.

Q: how do you fit a C130 into a parking lot?

I believe this time, it was... Busch-league nonsense.

That’s the spin, the more truthful answer is:

The 2032s had chrome lug nuts that were easy to scratch. I know a guy that had one, and scratching his lug nuts was a good way to make him want to stab a fool.

I wonder if they’ll offer up free DNA samples of X-23.

Elections have consequences, and the Supreme Court is a big one. I seriously don’t want to hear Jill Stein voters or people claiming HRC was the same as Trump whining about this. You contributed to this result.

Not new either, the “stink palm” & the stink palm + chocolate covered pretzels

I guess that news leaked.

Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video to the rescue:

England (gravely): You are attempting to manufacture a victory where none exists.

That Miata be like

Brown people and gay people together?  Trump and Pence were probably beside themselves this morning.

I just heard a local guy point out that Doncic was born 8 months after the Mavs drafted Dirk.

Nosferatu with an MBA.

I used to consider Google Maps gospel too, but no longer. She’s taken me on some fucked up routes lately (NYC to Narrowsburg, NY took me through NJ, which is possible, and PA, which is not). 

Hurwitz: “We thought having a 5th season was a good idea.”