Can’t wait for his Daytona 500 run

I’m hoping for a BB-8 and R2 Go to White Castle.

The ass end of a Volvo grafted onto the front end of a Saab just looks... wrong. I feel like Bran Stark just before “falling” off the roof.

What the fuck is this? First of all, after the absolute destruction Monique Judge put to Hamilton over that bullshit article, one which he apparently hasn’t recovered from, I’d avoid even inching down the road that Obama’s not performing up to your silly expectations. Do you want to go two and a half weeks without an…

Did he...do you think... nah. Well, maybe...he is pretty hammered...

I drive a Tacoma and run into the same issue as you with the brodozers on the highway. I always assumed they tried to speed up as I was passing them to prove their ridiculous contraption was better than what they’d consider a “lesser truck”, but I guess it isn’t just me!

Don’t forget all the idiots swapping in LED headlights in halogen housings, making their brodozers scatter light on every eyeball and sign, but not the road. I wish those we’re illegal.

This is why Optimus Prime chooses to be a diesel semi-truck.

It’s not widespread, but some people call Evangelical Christianity “Paulism” because that’s what it is. Although, modern biblical scholarship attributes much of the awful Paul stuff to another even later writer.

Sometimes I wonder how Christianity would have fared if that asshole Paul had never shown up. I’m an atheist, but reading Jesus’ words it’s hard not to like the guy- he was a radical determined to shake up those in power, he taught that people deserved to be treated well, preached that the poor should be fed and…

The Last Jedi was great and fuck all y’all that hated it.

Stop bashing Trump and admit that celebrating the flag is a GREAT idea!

You normally get a prize for that kinda time? Because Bofa Deez Nuts finished in just over 20 seconds last week and didn’t get anything but shame and an Uber.

Well, we found a picture of the offending officer:

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

Is there some way I can defer my loan on a new manual Vantage so that, like, my kids have to pay it off or something?

Yep. The fuel evaporated and Bob’s your auntie.

To stick with the theme, a rust-free surface acts like Magneto’s helmet, rendering such a vehicle invisible to him.

Blacked out lights.