This is why Optimus Prime chooses to be a diesel semi-truck.

It’s not widespread, but some people call Evangelical Christianity “Paulism” because that’s what it is. Although, modern biblical scholarship attributes much of the awful Paul stuff to another even later writer.

Sometimes I wonder how Christianity would have fared if that asshole Paul had never shown up. I’m an atheist, but reading Jesus’ words it’s hard not to like the guy- he was a radical determined to shake up those in power, he taught that people deserved to be treated well, preached that the poor should be fed and…

The Last Jedi was great and fuck all y’all that hated it.

Stop bashing Trump and admit that celebrating the flag is a GREAT idea!

You normally get a prize for that kinda time? Because Bofa Deez Nuts finished in just over 20 seconds last week and didn’t get anything but shame and an Uber.

Well, we found a picture of the offending officer:

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

Is there some way I can defer my loan on a new manual Vantage so that, like, my kids have to pay it off or something?

Yep. The fuel evaporated and Bob’s your auntie.

To stick with the theme, a rust-free surface acts like Magneto’s helmet, rendering such a vehicle invisible to him.

Blacked out lights.

It would be great if the owners of the 24 hr of Lemons bought NASCAR?

Thank you for your service, both in the Navy and in this comment thread.

My girlfriend (later wife) bought a ‘90 Sentra new. It had this cool turbo button that was mysteriously marked as “A/C.” When we engaged the button, the “A/C” light would turn off and we could drive uphill at amazing speeds, actually eclipsing the speed limit.

Nice price, for certain and damn straight.

I’m confused. You talk about a beer truck accident, but all I see is Keystone Light.

You mistake the point of this post. She’s buying Volvo so no one else can have access to this technology.

FK doesn’t own a Volvo.

The article will be titled: “Why buy a new Keurig machine when you can buy this five year old Alfa Giulia instead?”