Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

I had no idea Sean Astin would end up looking and sounding almost exactly like Patton Oswalt.

I feel like the hood flapping up prevented this from being a lot worse than it was.

That’s the good thing about being Luke Cage, in addition to having an Excellent Halloween he’ll also have a Sweet Christmas.

You must be new here.

Unfortunately it’s powered by diesel and has 3 open recalls on it.

Why, thank you.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

If a NASCAR fan were flying the Confederate Flag, wouldn’t that be about as disrespectful toward the American Flag as anything in the history of America?

There are very few cars that give me a boner.

Time will tell, but don’t be too surprised if more people go for this than you expect. I’ve never even driven onto a KIA lot when shopping for a new car before, but the Stinger has me pondering how to justify selling one of the perfectly-functional, paid-off vehicles I’ve already got in order to get one.

Damn it Ms.Frizzle

I didn’t watch the videos. But are we sure this is isn’t from an early Bus? Since they (as I recently learned) have portal axles for gear reduction. Which would assist in moving the lumbering giant of an F-150 with only about 50hp.

Oh Christ, we’re going to have an aircraft carrier named for him, aren’t we? It’s gonna be the biggest, most luxurious CVN in the fleet. It’ll be yuge, folks, and it’s gonna patrol the South Gina Sea. Believe me.

Picking up North Korea rockets from the sea floor?

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

These days, at least this year, a US Navy Ship returning to home port under her own power and not having rammed another ship or ran aground is enough to fly a “Mission Successful” banner....

If I were a female driver being compared to Danica Patrick, this would be my response: