That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.

...Klaw reaches into his pants and says “Yeah, I gots your precious right here.”

Fuck, Sean Spicer can’t stop being one upped.

“But what about the German automaker collusion? See everyone is doing it. Fake news! Sad!”

Dog has heard your prayers (via NOLA)

Ole Miss chancellor Jeffrey Vitter

Jacksonville Jaguars Sign Werewolf Drinking Piña Colada At Trader Vic’s As Backup QB

They shouldn’t try to throw victims under the bus like that

I dunno, LuciFord kinda has a certain ring to it...

Dacia, the company’s Romanian budget-brand, for example, saw a 9.3 percent sales increase in Europe thanks to its revamped Sandero (one of the least expensive new cars in Europe) and the new Captur small SUV.

So fucking excited. Not just for the Doctor as female thing (though that too) but also because Whittaker is a damn fine actress.

I watched the clip and when she was revealed I felt the tears come down - they were tears of pure unbridled happiness that I didn’t expect but readily welcome as another glass ceiling is shattered.

Holy Shit, they did it, they really did it!!

For those that don’t know it, I submit the “transcript” of their conversation.

BYU Player: “Bring it on, fuckers!”

Too much splitter you say?

Ah, I guess my Theresa May/Jeremy Corbyn/Austerity/Brexit joke was too subtle.