But how many alien women did Kirk woo with this car? Because it seemed that wooing alien women was either his favorite hobby or part of his job description.

Thanks for that terrible visual you’ve created. I’m imagining a half-emptied plastic sleeve of go-gurt.

Maybe. But if you are into racing as Tony Stewart is, the vehicle doesn’t matter. Think about it: Stewart drives sprint cars, which are hardly well-engineered machines. Methinks a crossover, especially one geared for racing, will suit Stewart just fine.

Maybe the two sides can find a compromise on this very important issue?

That pilot was using too much nitrous and ignored the warnings:

You mean this little thingamajig? I thought this was the second best use of a PT Cruiser in all of history. Doug DeMuro won first place, of course.

Am I the only one who sees Elon Musk, hears the crazy shit he talks about, sees the crazy shit he actually does, and then immediately think of Professor Wells from the Flash?

It's only a matter of time before Jason is appointed Car Czar and then all our dreams will come true.

10 different types of Corvette.

Your parents probably wish that too.

So do they.

I wish this existed back when I lived with my parents...

It was the mayo and banana sandwich.....don't lie.

Not the first time a truck caught fire at a NASCAR race

really? they put boris in charge of foreign affairs?....

Tony Stewart was like “Too soon Junior!”