Homeowners Associations are a fucking cancer and need to die. The same motherfuckers who don’t want me to tell them that vaccines should be mandatory or guns should be better regulated so that kids don’t die in school are MORE than fucking happy to tell me that my garage can’t be eggshell white, but rather must be…

Truth.

As a North Carolina resident and as somebody who froze his ass off in Massachusetts one unfortunate January, let me put this in terms that this bozo and his ilk will understand:

Cue the outraged Curt Schilling meltdown in 5...4...3...2...

“It’s clear that this is a hill Cherry is willing to die on”

Just when I think he can’t say anything any stupider, he goes and does something like this.

Oh, thank God. No longer will my well-meaning but misguided parents be able to KEEP RENEWING MY SUBSCRIPTION every time I let it lapse, and my wife will have one less magazine subscription to gripe at me about it cluttering up the house.

Doesn’t matter. The sign below "Welcome to New Asgard" said "Tønsberg", which is an established location in Norway in MCU canon. The fact that it was filmed in Scotland in the real world is irrelevant to its location in the MCU.

You’re for real gonna drive that thing back to Michigan? I would seriously be going to Enterprise and U-Haul, renting a Ram 1500 and a car carrier, and towing the thing back.

Unless they've grown more of the heart shaped herb, there would've been no way for her to do so after Killmonger had the grotto burned. 

Nah, my dad grew up working in his dad’s auto shop (his dad worked for FoMoCo in Detroit for many years). He agreed with the dealership wholly by the time he got rid of the car; he had just been living in denial for a while. My mom outright refused to ride in the Avenger by the time he ditched it.

Disgruntled service advisor?

My dad and my sister both had Avengers for a while. My dad (2007) drove his to 200,000 miles. My sister (2000) drove hers to 160,000.

You’re completely insane, and it’s glorious.

And as it was leaving, a rogue Mustang crashed into it, preemptively ending Peugeot’s soft re-launch in the American market.

Yeah, Klyden needs to be cancelled. #CancelKlyden

Chicago Bears fans would like to have a word with Kristin about how hard Jay Cutler has sucked before.

You know, I didn’t want the Cardinals to draft him. I’d rather they pick up Josh Allen or Quinnen Williams (and please God not Kyler Murray).

I’ll be going to see it tomorrow, because Hellboy.