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What exactly is it about this article that has inspired you to ask this question? She writes knowledgeably about not only Team Penske, but about Brad Keselowski and the South Point 400. Furthermore, she has written other articles today wherein she writes with authority about NASCAR, Indy, F1, and WEC, to say nothing

Damn. You triggered the SHIT out of some sensitive snowflakes there.

88 = HH, for Heil Hitler.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. I feel like I need tetanus shots in both my eyes after looking at that rust porn.

Well, I live in North Carolina, a good 250 miles from the coast, and yet I’m still pretty sure that we’re well and truly fucked.

The first loan I got, back when I was a baby car buyer and my credit history was virtually non-existent, I had to provide pay stubs for the prior three months.

You mess with the Bull City, you get the horns, motherfucker.

There are warning signs leading up to that bridge for a mile. There is literally zero excuse.

1) F1 knew what they were doing and decided to go for the dick move anyway. It’s some very Ecclestonian bullshit that I had hoped was in the past, but I guess not.

Jesus, man, let it go. You're literally the only person who has found it necessary to belabor this. 41 people were amused enough to star the original comment; the fact that you didn't find it funny doesn't mean it isn't.

Well, shit.

Sweet Jesus, some of y’all people don’t seem to get that this was a joke aimed squarely at Torch. Of COURSE the Beetle wasn’t a fucking meh car. It was a brilliant piece of (Nazi conceived) machinery, whereas the Bel Air is a rolling death trap. A pretty rolling death trap, but nonetheless.

A sense of humor would go a long way for you there.

I read every single word of the article. I was just trying to be an asshole, that’s all.

You shut your whore mouth, Jason Torchinsky. You want a meh car?

Considering there’s a good chance that Avengers 4 will end with Tony Stark being super dead, perhaps that’s in Elon’s best interest.

There will come a point when Elon’s closest advisers suggest that perhaps he should sell his interest in Tesla, accept a chairman emeritus position, and go enjoy being richer than Tony Stark for the rest of his life.

I’m with Kristen... I’ve badly wanted a Flex for a long, long time.

Clicked on this article hoping for Xzibit.