Well, shit. F**k me on multiple counts then:

Welp, fuck both these chuds in the ass with a diesel pump.

The unfortunate thing is, most American Audi buyers will walk right past these and go directly to the latest Q69 Quattro Assault Vehicle or whatever the hell crossover they’ve crapped out this week.

FUUUUUUUUUGLY. CP.

First of all, this cop’s troll game is A+.

Totally. Once he wins Indy, I want to see him run the Daytona 500 just for shits and giggles.

Happy Father’s Day, here’s the pile of ash that used to be your Tesla.

Speaking as an American veteran, you’re goddamn right on every single count. This is incredibly shameful and should be condemned by every civilized country, which we apparently no longer are.

And still a thundering dumbass.

Once upon a time, I was working at the front desk of the InterContinental Hotel at Country Club Plaza in Kansas City. I had a guest check in, a woman with the stereotypical “I need to speak with your manager” haircut, and before I could even get her reservation pulled up, she wanted to know if she could get an upgrade…

Yeah, I saw the 850 ass on that thing and something in my brain vomited.

I was sixteen when this episode came out. At the time, though I recognized the political backstory, I was primarily interested in the fact that the title was a reference to Batman (or, rather, Charles Dickens, as I found out later in life), and I was horrified at Ben Sisko’s willingness to be so amoral while he sat…

You know, I know that the Caps spoiled Vegas’ whole Cinderella season thing, but after their seeming futility the last few years, I think they’ve earned their Stanley Cup bacchanalia.

Hey Georgie?

Meanwhile, Donald Trump continues to be allowed to use Twitter to turn national security into a joke and global commerce into a shambles.

1st Gear: I would say Trump needs to pull his head out of his ass, but... there’s just not enough vaseline in the entire world.

Five years from now, the Chevy Cruze will make it to Meh Car Monday.

Gosh, I don’t believe I said that. What I believe I said was that I don’t like it when people modify their trucks to a degree and operate them in such a fashion as to be potentially unsafe to other drivers.

Oh, sure. Moron drivers in cars do that all the time. The thing is, when a car does it, you get a fender bender. When a giant ass truck does it, it can be significantly worse.

North Carolina, formerly Phoenix, via Kansas City. All three the land of the free and the home of the holy fuck that’s an ugly truck.