Fuck this asshole.

Well, guess what, Russia decided to build it.

That’d only work if they built an American market version in Kentucky. The anti-Toyota shitlords already bitch, moan, and complain enough about Toyota in NASCAR in spite of the fact that the Camry is a more American car than either the Camaro or the Fusion - just imagine how stupid they’d be if the car wasn’t actually…

1st Gear: There you go, Sergio. You might’ve SAID that you’re not looking for a merger partner for FCA anymore, but if anybody could possibly take it off your hands and make it mighty (and reliable), it’s the Almighty Ghosn.

You’re right. His remarks about national anthem protestors were shitty and frankly anti-American.

David Tracy, is that you using a burner?

You are all wrong. The correct answer is Toyota Previa. Mid-engine minivan, all the cargo space, and it’s a friggin’ TOYOTA. Here’s one 260 miles from Baltimore: https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/detail/725791429/overview/

1st Gear: Absofuckinlutely. Do it. I will HAPPILY pay an additional $5 per tank for gas if it means that I-40 won’t actively try to eat my tires and wheels anymore.

Just gonna put this out there as an immensely inappropriate song that I would pay good money to see pairs figure skating to...

I grew up in the Valley and spent a total of about two thirds of my life there. People turn into utter morons in the rain.

See, I was decidedly disappointed that Tesla sued him over the Roadster review. Elon Musk is better than that. Dr. Evil wouldn’t have sued, he would’ve just had him... liquidated.

You must be kidding saying the Cimarron wasn’t “meh”. The Cimarron was AGGRESSIVELY “meh”. The Cimarron was so “meh” that it punted Cadillac into a tailspin of “meh” from which it did not truly begin to recover until the legendary CTS-V came along.

Thought Lincoln MKT at first, but definitely leaning toward Dodge Journey.

Dafuq...

I like her in every other regard, though... lol

I would totally drive one of these were it not for the fact that my wife is ardently anti-minivan and would be all, “Get that shit out of my driveway.”

As a native Phoenician and the older brother of two ASU alumni, Sun Devils fans can eat a giant toilet-bowl like outdoor stadium full of lightly salted, pan-fried dicks.

Yeah. Thanks for telling us. I was expecting a check. Instead I got enrolled in a jelly club. 17 years with the company. I’ve gotten a Christmas bonus every year but this one. You don’t want to give bonuses, fine. But when people count on them as their salary, well what you did just plain...

1st Gear:

The Century was a really good car once its original fuel injectors were replaced (GM had a shitty batch of them, I guess). The Celebrity had many issues over the years, but it still made it to 186,000 miles before its timing belt snapped and turned the engine into a 2.8L V6 paperweight.