Ever been stuck inside an airport overnight due to cancellations, delays, and weather?

Well, in keeping with my handle... Volvo 850R wagon. The only difference between this one and the one I used to have is the wheels. Same color scheme and everything. But if I can’t have that...

I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s a pretty good film.

Yep, you’ve got a bigger power differential than I do... the X1 only puts down a little more than double the power that the Corsica did.

Somehow, a Dom Toretto-channeling made-up story to fit a Craigslist ad is more compelling than anything Motor Trend puts out these days.

Damn skippy. “Fuel”, “Dragula”, Rammstein’s “Du Hast”, and the rock remix of Puff Daddy’s “All About the Benjamins” were the soundtrack to my years of teenage idiocy.

1st/2nd/6th gear: fuck it. Put Carlos Ghosn in charge of VAG. He’s already halfway to being Ernst Blofeld anyway; we might as well let him go full muahahahahaha.

Yep. I’ve been in apology mode for the Chase for the last thirteen years, but this is just straight up bullshit. You want to award points based on segments? Fine. Computers can keep track of where people are at the end of lap 60 and the end of lap 120. Just don’t STOP THE FRIGGIN’ RACE.

It’s practical. There’s lots of room inside, my wife and my dog both enjoy riding in it, it gets decent gas mileage.

Well, things went about as well for Ozymandias as they did for Oldsmobile, so it kind of works...

BUFFs WITH FRICKIN’ LASER BEAMS?!

If only.

5th gear: Listen up, f**kwits. Stop buying garbage crossovers like the Traverse (ye gods it’s ugly!) and buy Camaros like good Americans.

1st gear: Carlos Ghosn’s next press release will state, simply, “I am Ozymandias, King of kings. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!”

I don’t understand the mentality of pencil-pushing Pentagon bureaucrats. The only true multi-purpose airframe that’s been worth a damn in the last fifty years is the C-130. The F-35 program is a freakin’ disaster, and don’t even get me started on what a joke the Naval variant of the F-111 was.

What the hell... is that a Mad Max Camry?!

Never count out LeBron, much like that red-white-and-blue wearing Boston-ass bitch.

What happens when someone on Turo crashes your Audi R8?

I want to find every damn “highly-principled” fucker who voted for a third party candidate because it was “their right”, shake them until their eyes bleed, and tell them that this is their goddamn fault.