If I were to ever be fortunate enough to own an M5, it would absolutely be an E60, because V10 or forget it.

Neutral:

Jesus Christ.

As a resident of Lexington, I wish nothing but doom and hatred on these guys as it is, but after reading this, all I can say is fuck Louisville and FUUUUUUUCK Pitino.

“Rye fulls piss tolls” means that he’ll trade the car for enough rye whiskey to piss all the way down the Kansas Turnpike.

That’s a Stephen A. Smith level hot take right there... I mean, yeah, Jerry’s old, but he does have seven championships to his name - six from the Bulls and one from the Sox.

Oh, goddammit. Curse my lack of proper words when I haven’t finished my coffee.

Jesus Christ, a 2.4 liter turbocharger? That’s the same size as the ENGINE in my BMW!

I’m a Navy Reservist, and I’ve spent the last two years on loan to USCG District 13, with most of my active time at Station Seattle, where Polar Sea is tied up alongside. I got to speak at length with VADM Gromlich (previous commander, D13) and CAPT McPherson (current chief of staff) regarding Polar Sea, and even got…

Brian France supported Trump. Of course he’s turned NASCAR into a shit show.

Who the hell is running Faraday Future? Sean Spicer?

Goddammit, I want to know where my check from George Soros is. It was rainy and windy at the protest that I obviously went to to get paid!

Please, sweet baby Jesus in the manger, let this be true. Let the Eccleshit be gone.

Oh, boo-fuckem-hoo, ya orange skinned, tiny-handed, combed-over, basic bitch little shit.

As the former owner of a Cruze who did have a mishap with snow and ice (though not a hill) once, I can attest to the fact that those things are heavy as hell for their size and a pain in the ass to move with human power.

And all of this is exactly why I’m okay with James Mattis getting the waiver to be SECDEF. Mad Dog actually knows what the hell he’s doing, and if anybody is going to whip out a knife hand and tell Trump that he’s not wise and has no idea what he’s doing, it’s Chaos Actual.

1st/2nd Gear: the state of California will win. What exactly can the federal government do? Send in the military?

When (if) the time comes, please, for the love of God, review the Kia GT Stinger...

I’m guessing Jeremy Clarkson has no desire to walk the roads of Argentina...

All government computers that use CAC cards use IE as their default browser. It’s shit, but most DoD and government private network websites are optimized for IE.