The other other downside: after admitting to your knuckledragger friends that your Mustang is a hybrid, inevitably crashing it as you leave Cars & Coffee.

I am a Diamondbacks fan. I have been a Diamondbacks fan since Day 1. I will continue to be a Diamondbacks fan for as long as they remain the Arizona Diamondbacks (which will likely be the foreseeable future, seeing as how municipalities seem to have begun to wise up to the public financing scam).

Diiiiiiiiid I say I thought it was intentional?

Google is a private company. Google can do whatever they want. If you don’t like it, use Bing.

2nd Gear: This is a problem for me because I personally own eight Mercury Milans.

Of course the motoring television show world is upside down. It’s the way of 2016. Alive is dead. Black is orange. We’re all screwed.

Tony Romo has demonstrated himself to be the choke king over the years in the playoffs. I would rather go with the really talented kid who might get the rookie yips over the fragile porcelain doll who fumbles field goal snaps.

Let’s talk facts and data here, discussing initially the Trident II missile carried by the US Navy’s Ohio-class ballistic missile submarines.

I said fugue! I did say fugue, didn’t I? Am I losing my mind?

That guy is there, but ain’t nobody home there at the end. I’m definitely not a medical professional, but I’ve seen multiple dissociative episodes, and this guy definitely appears to be in a fugue state of some sort.

Those were oil fields that provided regional product, though. I’m talking like a big, BP or Shell operated field.

Not in a way that interferes with the oil markets. Imagine if ISIS was able to seize a big oil field, though. Holy crap.

Yes, because the middle east isn’t a volatile place where shit could go down in the blink of an eye and throw the global oil market into turmoil.

As somebody who owned a Gen1 Cruze sedan for four and a half years, I am vastly disappointed that the Cruze hatch isn’t better than this. I traded the Cruze out for an AWD car as I now live someplace where driving a car without that option can be a hair-raisingly adventurous proposition in the winter, but I had high…

1st: Soooo, Faraday Future is being run by the President-Elect, then?

Clearly, we learned nothing in the summer of 2008, when gas was twice as expensive as it is now.

My band was not a scramble band. We were a traditional marching band.

Holy shit, it’s Ben Wyatt.

A 26 year old, oil-burner, commie-driver, don’t-take-a-black-light-to-the-interior Space Wart?

Did the Prowler ever really “work”, though? I mean, yes, if some hoonatic shoehorned a Hellcat V8 into one (which might require a TARDIS-like engine compartment), then it might “work”, but I always saw it as lots of flash and very little anything else.