I don’t think MB will hire Alexander Rossi, the kid who won the Indy 500 this year, but he does have some time in F1 cars, and I could see a lower-level team picking him up if MB does start a domino effect.

Well, f**k Taiwan anyway. In fact, f**k every government that thinks that this is the answer. Have they ever heard of seizing that shit and auctioning it off? MONEY IN THE GODDAMN COFFERS, YOU FOOLS.

Screw him and Paul Menard. Guys like them pull crap like this; meanwhile, actual drivers like Jalop Parker Kligerman get turned out on their ears by everybody from Brad Keselowski to Brandon Davis.

The Commander was CP when it was new off the lot. You have to be some sort of masochist to buy one used, especially a ten year old model with 125K on the clock for more than ten grand.

Dear Comcast:

This is undoubtedly one of the most ‘Merican things I have ever seen.

Next up: Deadmau5's Nyanborghini Purracan.

Oh, goddammitalltohell.

I feel old... I get all my content legally these days. Like, all of it.

CRACK PIPE.

OHHHH donut hoon, donut hoon, donut hoon all day

I test drove a 2015 Outback back in July when my wife and I were shopping for something new, and I just couldn’t stand the transmission. I don’t know if my ears are just overly sensitive little twits that don’t like the noise or what, but it was a whole bunch of nope for me.

Aaaaaand thank God I’m in the Navy Reserve. Free checked bag FTW, because this is just freakin’ stupid. Are they trying to join Allegiant and Spirit on the list of “most hated airlines in America”?

Reason #1 why I refuse to buy a Subaru other than the BRZ: CVT. I hate CVTs with a burning, fiery passion.

My wife got that recently... some turd burglar got into her computer and locked it, with a phone number where she could pay to have it unlocked. She thought it was legit (I’ve been woefully remiss in educating her about the dirtbags of the Internet), and called them, though she got suspicious when they started asking…

“It is the hooptie of the sea.”

I have respect for this individual for clearly putting a great deal of time and energy into this.

I would love it if this happened. It might actually prompt me to buy a Buick.

Go out on top. That’s the way to do it. More athletes and drivers (ahem*tonystewart*ahem) should do likewise.

Well, he will now be hearing this on a more regular basis...