So, can we expect this bomber to have an inexplicably large and violent fan base then?

I can see private USAGE of cars diminishing significantly in major cities. However, as long as there are Jalops, there will be PLENTY of private car ownership.

If this happens, Nick Denton is basically going to have to go into hiding in Antarctica.

I am saddened to hear that when that baby hit 88 miles per hour, he did not, in fact, see some serious shit.

So, the point of iOS 10 is to turn iPhones into Galaxy Note 7s, then? Because from what you’re saying here, it’s only a matter of time before some sticker-happy teenager overworks their phone so much that it spontaneously combusts.

Goddammit. That’s gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day...

Dude. That’s Billy Ray Cyrus. Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray. Miley’s dad.

Nah, man. I mean, I see what you’re seeing, but that mule definitely has ‘Vette looks about it.

As a former resident of the Tar Heel State, may I just say fuck Governor McCheese and fuck all the fucking fucks in Raleigh who continue to empower him in spite of the fact that they have to know that in fifty years, history books are going to call them not just fucking fucks, but BIGOTED fucking fucks.

Well, I need to go home and watch this now... thanks for destroying my productivity, IO9.

The hottest of hot takes right here...

I remember when those guys used to be friends... so much for that.

COTD, Starfleet edition.

Oh for God’s sake.

Goddammit.

Oh, good.

And yes, I’m aware it doesn’t move to Imola until next year.

I hope eventually the new owners figure out a way to force that doddering corpse out of F1 entirely. It could potentially be so much better without him swinging (or at least trying to swing) his withered dick over the world of open-wheel motorsports.

I love Custer’s crew member getting in Nemechek’s face with the finger of doom, all like, “I am going to f**k you up so hard that your daddy will end up retroactively losing the 1992 Busch Series Championship!”

Scalia might’ve been a conservative bastard, but at least his colleagues actually liked him. Not sure you can say the same for the Wicked Witch of the Midwest.