Chew? Enjoy that with your quiche do you? I take my coffee beans whole, suppository style.

That turned me on in record time, too.

It's the hand gestures.

Nope. I'm not him. But that's fiction, what you're saying. That didn't not happen. That was in fact Chicago's fourth-ever Stanley Cup.

I wonder what could have fappened.

"Call me impressed." Excellent word choice, hyperbolic paranoid. Call me when you get the message … you know who I am.

Caveat emptor: the book version doesn't star Johnny Depp.

Strange that this should come up today. Just recently My Ideas About Brit Marling and I celebrated our third anniversary. It's been smooth sailing from the get-go … we're thinking about making things official, as they say.

That's very fine.

Is this what As I Lay Dying is about, too?

Naba-who?

First!

Instead, start with what you would give. Problem solved.

I've never seen this movie, is it worth watching?

And then she asked him, Did you vote in the election last Tuesday, I think it was water for elephants. I mean, you should have, because rendition. Anyway, Jack the bear.

I've had this debate with friends before. I said splooge, they said spooge. Spooge, for me, was so foreign a way of saying it that I thought they were either making it up or had heard it wrong way back and continued unaware. Yep. Good stuff.

I've had this debate with friends before. I said splooge, they said spooge. Spooge, for me, was so foreign a way of saying it that I thought they were either making it up or had heard it wrong way back and continued unaware. Yep. Good stuff.