Is it sometimes referred to as ‘led’ and not ‘lead’? Am I losing it? Or still drunk from last night? Has my home filled with carbon dioxide and caused me to finally abandon the tenuous grip I’ve painstakingly maintained with reality until this moment?

My dad did the same, but in a seafood restaurant that was running a peel-and-eat shrimp special (her retainer was made of clear, molded plastic, and looked a hell of a lot like a shrimp shell).

I like to picture them sucking gummy worms through big boba straws. It feels right.

There’s information about every taboo online (the internet is revelatory for those with fetishes for this exact reason, according to Dan Savage). But you’re being a disingenuous troll if you’re actually suggesting female masturbation is normalized in popular culture to the degree that male masturbation is. I gave you…

At this point in history, hearing a dude say anything less than ‘ban abortions, punish the harlots’ is cause for celebration.

‘Masturbation by boys isn’t normalized in our society either’

This is a troll (am I the only one who noticed their ridiculous aside about an aunt who drowned runts of litters?) Has no comment history, spells about as well as a 3rd grader.

I roundly reject their idiotic spelling and refuse to reproduce it on principle alone.

It’s full of hypnotique. Hork.

I’m not excellent at finding such things, so I don’t doubt I could have missed it. Do you have a link? I’d love to see/hear it.

He hawks non-vegan food too (I had a cat with serious GI issues, and am now familiar with every weird brand of pet food ever made. She hated his canned duck, so I had only a brief introduction to Mr. Van Patten’s food).

I was crying by the end of it. She was very honest about his shortcomings (anger) and his slow, painful descent back into addiction, and very clear about how much she loved him/the deep pain of losing him even in the face of being exhausted by his addiction. It’s a tough read, but truly good.

No, to be fair, there doesn’t appear to be any video or audio. But the reporter who was present did an excellent job illustrating the interaction without actually commenting on her impression of the nature of their interaction. She said Williams was ‘visibly uncomfortable’, and that Hayek referred to her as ‘baby’…

Flagging and dismissing like it’s my job. Angry little men don’t need one more venue for their baseless insults.

She interrupted and talked over Williams. This wasn’t a respectful comparison of divergent views, it was shitty and dismissive behavior. I generally like Salma Hayek, but this was a genuinely crap moment for her.

‘Sexy, slutty 14 year old Lolitas’ made my put down my cereal. Mostly because it’s so vile, and so accurate.

Weird, but whatever. Either a new round of trolling or an oddly late apology. Accept and move on. Life is a rich tapestry and all that...

Sure. Three of the 10 cities with the most Michelin-starred restaurants are American. But, sure.

Who let a bored 12 year old boy watch Inception, anyway?

I’m probably being slightly ridiculous, but I don’t even want to see it because that feels like giving him something he wants.