That is truly a fantastic tshirt.

Ok, Robert Redford...

This is a horrific but perfect idea, and I would absolutely watch it.

I wanna see her raising a kid alone, like her ma, but I want the kid to be a surly disappointment.

Sorry, you’re right. That must have been my lazy, bloated American mindset.

You are truly doing god’s work right there- I don’t think I could handle even seeing the subject line on those emails (I’m not religious, but I don’t know how else to convey that sentiment).

Exactly. It’s such blatant propaganda, it feels almost North Korean.

I know this is absolutely not shocking but jesus that polling question’s response categories are ordered to openly skew the results like crazy. But again, of course they are.

Nat Shermans! I haven’t smoked in a minute, but when I was having a really rough day, I’d opt for the rainbow ones. Because I’m an adult.

‘Italian something something’ is my reasoning for a lot of things. Like, why’d you choose that wine? Why’d you made out with that weird dude? Why’d you try that terrible chicken parm sandwich at burger king?

That’s awful.

I nearly went with thousands, but didn’t want it to seem outlandish. Thank you for the informed correction!

Anyone who has seen even a few minutes of her recent forays into reality tv wouldn’t find it hard to believe the screw-up had everything to do with her and nothing to do with the production people.

Her political flip kinda breaks my heart. I wanted it to be, like, extremely involved performance art. But it’s very much not.

I love the original Roseanne deeply, and this reboot makes me a little nervous. Hopefully the writing will be similarly fantastic.

The original Mark passed, but I really hope they don’t shove a new actor into that role. It just wouldn’t feel right.

Very true- you just have to watch cable news during any crisis to see that accuracy comes in second to expediency.

So weird! I mean, more power to them, but seriously- so weird.

That’s so much better than the original...