This guy is an idiot, and I feel dumber for having wasted a moment of my thoughts on him.

Oh lord, thanks, doc! I’m in a vulnerable position right now and you’re taking the opportunity to blame me for contracting a disease with a totally indeterminate cause (I don’t care if you were a prostitute- there’s still no way a doctor could conclusively point to promiscuity as a source when it comes to ovarian…

The illusion has been shattered - there is no dapper gentlepig sharing witticisms on the internet, tiny claws click-clacking against the keyboard keys.

Mister Piggins, I always knew a guinea pig in a top hat had to be up to no good!

Ohmygod, you just jogged my memory, and i recall seeing that outline on my college boyfriend’s bathroom floor. I wonder if dudes get ball cancer from talcum powder, or if the absorption doesn’t work well enough through ball skin.

I see a couple of replies re: how this question shouldn’t have been asked, voting by secret ballot is a sacred tentpole of democracy. But is there any sort of limit to that concept? If an avowed white nationalist ran as a major party candidate, would you want to be able to openly ask friends and family whether they…

I hope they take really great photos of the theater full of clowns. For me to burn.

the 11 year olds engaging in a gang bang will probably keep me from buying a ticket, not the evil clown.

Is...is that an option?

So we have a shadow president- neat! Shadow things are always responsible and highly democratic. I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

Lady plumbing!

Argh- IT’S SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND YOU CALLED DIBS!

True fact. My sis lives in Wyoming (she’s the one who made good in the family) and she said she was a little afraid to put up a Hilary sign in her part of town.

I think GOOP called TINA’s ‘description of our interactions misleading and their claims unsubstantiated’.

I feel better now. Thank you for this.

If not for the big names attached, I would assume this is some Lifetime nonsense. That I would definitely watch.

Fiona 4 President!

I am so incredibly with you.