I have learned to appreciate my own shiftiness. I’m comfortable with it :)

No, you’ probably right! There have been studies re: men and women walking down the street. Women are way likelier to move over, and if they don’t, they’re also likelier to be run into by the dude who doesn’t move. It’s absolutely a (mostly subconscious) dominance thing. I don’t recommend testing it yourself- you’ll…

BRB, busy despair-vomiting uncontrollably.

I can’t wait to hear his explanation for why. I guarantee it’s going to be something along the lines of ‘I can’t answer that’ or ‘I just felt like it, it was an urge’. Which will instantly motivate me to get working on finding that isolated cabin I’ve been considering buying. Because humans are scary as fuck sometimes.

If he was actively pursuing rehabilitation- getting treatment (beyond and outside of whatever was involved in his sentence, which was probably nothing), if he was openly apologetic, if he was pursuing restorative justice and willing to admit he did something awful and irrevocable that changed someone’s life forever…

I like you, Blueberry.

Whoever assigned this reporter to this interview (if that’s what happened) made a poor choice. There are many other journalists who could have come up with insightful, informed questions that would’ve produced a compelling article. This is just...not.

‘Mouth pubes’ *shudder*

It occurs to me that one really must have a defined chin to make a goatee work (and even then, it can be a dubious choice). Otherwise it looks like a bottom lip double mustache.

I’m disgusted by how unsurprising this is. That a comment like this now seems almost banal speaks terribly of the politics of the past year

We had random fireworks going off for weeks after. It was driving the dogs in our neighborhood absolutely nuts, and my cat was hiding under the bed for what felt like a month. It’s so dry here, it’s a miracle that the hills weren’t set ablaze.

I have some beautiful shots of all those illegal 4th of July fireworks from a high hill in Glendale.

Maybe an island jail without internet?

As a fellow coffee-drinking teeth-haver: worth it.

That is truly awful.

Chris Brown support is totally a legit basis for estrangement.

I think it would be an improvement!

Chris Brown is gross and shouldn’t be allowed on the internet at all. He should be off on an island somewhere living in solitude, contemplating what it means to be an upstanding member of society, with no women in sight.

I’m just glad I wasn’t alone- it felt a little out of left field!

A Binx and an Alpha in the same room. Crazy!