Meh, Jesuscon has its own issues. (For added fun, shout "No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" at the 0:10 mark. Just trust me.)

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

2+ million apiece? If only I was nine again.

Minnie the Moocher was the best performance in that movie.

Here's Riley Cooper...being a racist hillbilly at a Kenny Chesney concert.

Hey now.