Most of their expressions say to me “I’m trying to hold back a smile as I consider how much attention I’m getting at the expensive of a famous person whom I’m wrongly accusing because my life sucks and I want to be noticed”

So you're telling me if I accuse a famous person of rape without actual, tangible evidence, I can land a segment on Dateline? Surely no person would take advantage of this to appease their own feelings of inadequacy and unimportance, and gain national attention and pity in the process!