exactly. this was basically “Congrats, lady people, on regaining control of your bodies. More importantly, congrats, menfolk, you can safely treat women as sperm receptacles again!”

Yes, apparently. Some dudes think satire is saying something mildly offensive towards groups of people who are already being mistreated, thus punching down without being smart or provocative or anything other than supporting the status quo. It’s sad.

As a buzz-cut-having, no-makeup-wearing, woman in comfortable shoes, this is the kind of shit I hear: “I wish I had the courage to cut my hair so short.” “I wish I was brave enough to go without makeup.” Like leaving the house and facing the world with my actual face is such a struggle, like people look at me as some…