If John Stewart Had been as smart as the Koch brothers, he would have had his father sell oil refining technology to the Soviets allowing for their reign of terror to continue way past normal viability due to the fact they were still able to sell and cut off sales of oils to other countries, a tactic Russia still…

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found this to be pretty icky and narcissistic. Way to make supporting a very worthy cause and very important organization all about you, Lena.

Now this — THIS is how you troll!

This is honestly the first time I've ever heard of a book tour t-shirt. Bands, I get that. This is just bizarre.

Yep, if only Stewart had thought to have been born to Fred C. Koch.

You're my new favorite Kinja troll.

I mean... it's awesome when people show support for Planned Parenthood but does she have to go about it in such a self-aggrandizing way?

Lets review: Lena Dunham made a shirt with her name next to a heart, and Planned Parenthood written on it, and then Instagramed a bunch of celebrities wearing it. Okay, carry on.

If they continue playing this bad basketball on purpose, I will be legitimately shocked if they manage to win 20 games.

I'd be OK if this became (I guess it is already?) a recurring feature.

Or maybe she met them both at pageants. Wouldn't surprise me at all if these creeps were trying to find reasons to be in places where child pageants are held.

...he's decided against it due to the fact that his life right now is not particularly stable and a 9-year-old is a lot of responsibility.

Excuse me, english is my third language.

A very sad bear with an awkward outfit on

Ahhh, there you are. The "I grew up in the south and now my life is better than I live in some blue state utopia not surrounded by slack-jawed yokels" person who hates the south. It's not all awful. And there are lots of people who stay to improve laws and make their state better for all people to live in.

Every time my wife brings home a Bath & Body Works receipt, I want to point out that it says "BBW" on it and be like, "What the fuck kind of stores are you shopping at?"

I had a friend in high school whose mom was like this. She cried all the time because her mom was terrified of getting older and flirted with all of her boyfriends. Another friend of mine doesn't speak to her mom anymore because she refuses to let the grandkids call her grandma or even acknowledge they are grandkids.…

Ok, but who among us can truly say they've never wanted to set someone on fire?

Actually, if you look at per capita reported rates then Virginia, North Carolina, and Georgia are all in the top ten. And then you take into account why a woman in Mississippi or Louisiana would every consider bothering to report a rape.

Well, the number of REPORTED rapes say very little about the number of rapes committed and rape culture in the area. Actually, you could read more into a countys sexuall abuse history when rapes do not get reported. But you knew that, right? Educated as you are.