Dude, dude, listening to the show now: Oprah said she felt something similar to Madonna's experience when Maya Angelou died, and when her dog died. Deep sighhhhhh. Siiiiighhh plus the desire to fucking KILL SOMEONE.

Read that with an apostrophe and thought, "Madonna's Badger. Is that what we're calling beavers of a certain age?" And then had to read the article to find out Oprah is not, in fact, obsessed with Madonna's vagina.

Can you imagine people from any other point in past history hearing about the bullshit we claim in this post-food-scarcity industrial era? People all through history have been eating stuff like bark and seeds from duck shit to stay alive, and we've got SUV driving soccer moms posting shit on facebook between pilates…

Went to high school with Jeremy back in '03 in St. Louis and he was the nicest guy you'd ever meet. By all accounts he remains a great guy. That Gatorade must of said something.

cmon, give him a break. he knows the words but, its been a while.

"If there's a single song in the history of this country that deserves no creative interpretation, it's that one."

He does country songs now? I guess it's been a while.

I didn't realize there was only one note in the entire song

If you graphed the best anthem singers in World Series history on a dart board, with the best ones near the bullseye, he'd be on the outside.

That man sure can drop the Beats.

Racist.

The celebration is fantastic, the explanation is borderline douchebag

Because I lived in Ypsi for a year and a half.

Naw I'm not an aggie, I went to school in Portland.

Well, she couldn't very well fend him off with another penis, could she?

If someone comes at me with intent to rape me- I'm doing whatever the fuck I have to do to keep it from happening. If that includes killing someone, then so be it. Do not rape or try to rape or intend to rape someone and not be ready to deal with the consequences. Which might include me killing your ass.

I feel a great disturbance in the Tort, as though millions of HIPAA compliance officers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

I love it when Texas loses, it's always so sweet to me. <3