I think it's pretty clear she's talking about rape. See the use of the word 'perpetrator', and that she couldn't reconcile just being the drunk girl at the party with what happened after.

as much as the excitement of the win or go home format brings, your heart breaks bit for these smaller market fans who get excited after being in the playoffs for the first time (or second) in years, only to have 6 months of baseballwiped away after 9 innings. sort of goes against baseballs history.

Anchor steam is the west coast Yuengling

because you are correct sir, you get my star.

Wow. Usually I think these things are funny but that was just awful... You get no stars sir!

Madison Bumhip

Roberto Demente

Oh, her? Don't worry about her; she does this at every game. That's Peggie the Pirate, and she wanders into the dugout at every game to complain to Danny Murtaugh that "there's too many of those people on the team these days." Adorable, really.

Hunter Pensioner

This is mind altering. All along, my screen saver has been one small part of a porn data chart.

Pish posh. Any prep school with a co-ed enrollment over 600 is not "elite."

The Philly Phanatic is easily the most punchable mascot

Disagree. I would much rather have the Yankees win the WS than the Cardinals and I hate the Yankees.

Oh, you mean dead people?

I'm sorry.. too busy making the money sign.

Before anyone ever cared who's head I would cover, I was just pate skin from Northeast Ohio. It's where I was covered. It's where I furrowed. It's where I burgeoned. It's where I was combed. It holds a special place in my follicles. People there have seen me grow up. I sometimes feel like I'm their bald spot. Their…

Someone is probably going to see this and offer to pay you.

I don't really care if it's affecting Tony Stewarts driving...he shouldn't be allowed to drive anymore.

Like the sandwich says, Volvo is the underdog. More than that, I think Jalops have a strong affection for Volvo in general. We love the 122, the 240, the 850R, the V70R, etc. But Volvo has been out of the cool car game for a while. Even the new Polestar isn't really all that awesome and the C30 let everyone down.