If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

How can you be so sure this will kill the meme? It might propel it to new heights given Winston's visibility and stature on campus; I'm betting a lot of people are hearing about it for the first time today. Indeed, someday we may look back and say Winston's act was the meme's Seminole moment.

Yeah the original article was very supportive of the cancellation. Why the change of heart?

I don't get how she was penalized. Does she get money bonuses every time the theme is used? I figured she got an upfront fee for it

Baby prostitute should be her stage name.

WIZARD

we did! Woot

BOOM.

That's because they spend 4 hours showing the sewage dump inside the stadium.

Maybe I need to goggle the story!

Joke's on you, BYU doesn't even know the Hail Mary.

Orlove late night drunk posting his favorite weird Fords again?

Yeah, um, worse than Aaron Hernandez? Or Ray Lewis? Or O.J. Simpson? Or Rae Carruth? Or Eric Naposki? Or Robert Rozier? Or Michael Vick?

As a Patriots fan I hate bringing this up but: You know Aaron Hernandez killed some people, right?

And all of this, ALL OF IT, to protect what? A Heisman winner? A major revenue generator for the league? A player considered the "face" of the NFL?

Why people try to bullshit the public anymore? Didn't Goodell think there are ways to track and verify when the video was sent, or even requested by the NFL?

Shit, when part of the video showing Rice dragging his unconscious fiancee outside of the elevator first popped up months ago, why did the NFL not request footage…

Nah, you know how this is really going to end: To prove that the NFL totally loves women, Goodell is going to fire only the woman whose voice appeared in the voicemail, claiming that she never shared the video with anyone else.

I dunno about that last point. Remember that player who knocked his wife unconscious?

Surely I can't be the only one who would totally drive a LaFerrarivan?

We were one digit off from the Sears Catalog pick-up store when I was a kid. We'd always get calls from people looking for their orders. After patiently explaining for a few months, Dad finally started telling them varying descriptions about why their order was lost in transit. The sidesplitting laughter that ensued…