I'm assuming all of the midwest denizens that have spent their day bitching in the Gawker comments about how the weather in NYC is just your average day in flyover country and thus NOT NEWS YOU EAST COAST ZIONISTS will all be attending this game in shorts and a tshirt and manning up because they are True Americans?

My favorite Rice fat guy TD celebration is the one where they recruit a mild mannered, middle aged man to play center for the team

Almond took no joy in this fight.

Why does a PR person need to be on the field with the franchise quarterback?

"Here comes Paul. Look at Paul. Up and down he goes."

Blazers are 1-3 against teams named for things in space (Suns, Rockets)

Answer: Give them a 15 point lead in the fourth quarter of game 7.

3 minutes after the tear was diagnosed, Shanahan sent him back out to the car to get the rest of the consoles.

I fear you are correct and I have no interest in seeing him pretend to be a rapper, racer, or a rapping racer.

He was also in The Stand.

People say these lesser bowls don't get enough attention, but I'll bet just that one pass alone made a couple of headlines.

Because it was Sunday and most of them started drinking early.

Once again, Deadspin uses a grossly misleading headline. The game is still in the 1st quarter; it is irresponsible journalism to make it sound like this play will be the summary of awful Jets plays today.

Ironically, 8. It would have been 9, but 7 8 9.

No one cares

Well seeing that Alabama is the gayest state in the country, yes.

/grabs popcorn, hopes this debate continues . . .

Does you working Saturday nights increase your chance of injury?

Jesus Christ. Wario bought the Vikings...

Yeah it must suck to have Saban as a coach... he seems to always make the wrong call....