You keep the goddamn Des Moines Register out of this.

What.

Before we jump on board with everything they're saying, are we SURE that these people aren't actually Italians?

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

Either player could've let go at any time. Instead, two guy from Florida insisted on standing their ground. Shocking.

All true coke heads know what you're talking about.

The difference between college and NBA lines also killed Len Bias.

Looks like a Volvo s40 or C30?

I imagine:
For women, most think a double blowie involves 2 guys.
For men, most think a double blowie involves 2 girls.

( adjust accordingly for sexual preference)

I don't believe you. There is no way any actual Auburn fan could use the internet, or type a comment, or, you know, make fun of their husband that way.

Oh you personally did this. How nice of you to not have someone else do it for you instead.

This is the most Duke comment ever.

Congrats on your Norris Division crowns from the early 90s

Ironic because a decade ago this = 626

Nothing you said makes it sounds more exciting...

Probably so that nobody else could patent it and charge for it.

The 2012 Mitsubishi Galant. Which is still on sale as a new car, with a starting price higher than a 2014 Mazda 6.

I hope you were. I would hope that most people are sensible enough to depend on the person behind the camera to help the kitten.

You're talking about the skull, right? Ladies love some skull.