White males just don’t get it. I don’t give a damn if you’re married to Angela Davis, your spouse can’t give you a pass or contextualize your bigotry. Like white men haven’t been using black women as bed-warmers for centuries.

But when a woman said it you didn’t want to hear it.

To all you who kicked back and didn’t say a mumbling word when Owen went in on Mo’Nique over some shit that didn’t even involve him, don’t get mad now, sit your ass down. He should have been checked into the boards with a 2 by 4 but nope, you thought that shit was funny.

All cookout invitations have been revoked pending a full review by the National Committee.

Give an inch and motherfuckers want to move in and start planting kale.