Or is willing to type “you” instead of just “u”.

For real. It’s not really “cave man” behavior when some dick your wife dated for 3 minutes over 15 years ago is following you and your wife around a party winking and leering and you want to punch him in the face. Any normal human, male or female, would want to punch him in the face.

I’ll bet Blake loved it!

It’s funny how as your life progresses, it colors how you think about these things. I have always been ambivalent about Garner. Liked her in some stuff, find her generally overrated as an actress, but she seemed to love her family and want from life what most of us want.

I’m a southerner. That was a perfectly executed “bless your heart,” 10/10 would bless.

Oh God. How many times do you think Ben made her watch each Matt Damon movie?

Or Michael Vartan!

Not to the mention the subtle-but-smooth “in my hometown” line, which will make Ben remember all the dumbshits from her hometown that she said “bless their heart” about, and he’ll realize, damn, I’m one of them.

I do not think they are getting back together. A quote from this piece:

“‘When his sun shines on you, you feel it.’ But when the sun is shining elsewhere, it’s cold. He can cast quite a shadow.”

If you can find Butter, watch that. It's a small movie about butter sculpting and small town/state politics. It's pretty funny and she's great as an ambitious wife.

Am slightly wondering if Scott Foley is enjoying any schadenfreude from this.

Can’t find a flaw in that.

She dropped “Bless his heart.”

Never stop!

Thank you so much for sharing your story.

A Supreme Court justice, ideally, is not a Democrat or a Republican but rather someone who can impartially evaluate complicated legal issues irrespective of politics.

Well... Because it's the hill with the guns on it, so they stand a fighting chance *rimshot*

“I love the Constitution! Except when it doesn’t say what I want it to say. Then I just start making shit up.”