Oh god, I will watch the shit out of this show. She'll be so much better than that one dude who relives every single case he ever solved in Colorado Springs and talks about how bad ass he was/is.

Holy shit balls. It's not illegal if you kick him in the balls when your on painkillers, right?

Sounds like you dodged a bullet with that one.

Listen, I wear "makeup" most days I appear in public. I moisturize, and I use some product to even out my skin tone. And then blush. Depending on the first thing I grab from my purse, it's either lip gloss or chapstick.

I really feel like this photo is just better lighting and more eye makeup. Gorgeous in both photos.

Save the Last Dance is terrible. The final dance scene is insulting to horrible/awesome movies everywhere.

Thank you! I knew exactly what she was describing and knew it was Ashes and something.

It's all my fault, I'm sorry. ;)

A little OT, but another reason that Parks & Rec was awesome - in a recent Vulture interview, Retta revealed that she was given her own personal lighting. And that one of her first interactions with Rob Lowe was him expressing amazement that with that, and she was basically, "That's how we role."

All those "cute" pictures showed me is that Pattison needs his bangs. Dude has skeletal 7 head.

What are the merits of always having a potato handy?

Can you imagine how awesome their dance parties are?

I seriously doubt it's true. Like I believe they were at the same party, but I doubt they're dating. Harry usually goes for blondes, right?

Dude, he's a Nice Guy.

He's the big draw at a brand new CC this weekend. I'm assuming he is no longer attending, which would be sad, especially since it's a new effort. But no alcoholic should come to our area. They don't stop serving until 6 am and it's a lot of bars.

And The 100.

Yeah, I can't even successful have hand sanitizer in my purse without it leaking over everything. There is now way I could pull off have a small glass jar of smelly oil without it ruining everything in my bag.

I really liked the Teen Choice Awards performance last week. It was stupid catchy and fun.

But they're dealing in trigonometry, not calculus. So you know, Tiana's side piece is Hakeem's second girlfriend because of tangents.