Oh, I don't hang out with the country clubs. That was just the setting I was raised in. Social gatherings now are much more informal, and while there is an abundance of food, I wouldn't describe them as dinner parties.

It's a thing, especially in the country club set. My parents had me cooking/hosting dinner parties at 12. They were small, but still. My mom still calls me in to help out with business dinner parties. They usually don't go larger than 16 though. And the term plus 1 isn't used. It's always a specific…

I just realized that Jason Street is George on Hart of Dixie. Thanks Dirt Bag!

My favorite is a random Ryan Reynolds sighting in Santa Monica in the aughts, Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place days. Maybe Van Wilder had been released. Dude stands in the middle of the bar seating area, hands on his hips, in a track suit, waiting for people to recognize him. For an uncomfortably long time. His…

This has to be the best question to get a guy to freak out ever

It updates as soon as it's processed. So if the company filed 1099's electronically, it should be posted within a week of submission. I have no idea how long it takes for the IRS to process paper 1099's.

Yes, all the damn time. At crowded bars where there is no feasible way for the bartender to point out the proper person.

It's also helpful to create a transcript account on the IRS's website. It's possible a 1099 got filed and you didn't receive it. The website allows you to check your wage/earning transcript really easily. Also helpful if you lose any of your tax forms.

Enough said.

I've decided they do want the government to be super small. Like Magic School Bus small, setting up shop in my uterus.

Once the sweats were on, the episode was a classic. But the saxophone fart (and the reactions) was the perfect ending to that scene.

Right? At some point, they have to realize that the reason they aren't winning the head honcho role is because they scare the shit out of independents with their morality/religious based agenda. Or that they want a small enough government to actually fit into women's uteri.

You sound lovely.

Glitter is the herpes of all worlds. Our restaurant forbade private parties from decorating with glitter. That shit would migrate everywhere and on everything and it was excessively difficult to remove completely.

I'll take a young Rodin please. Plus, you know he'd be good with his hands.

Right? I was thinking about sending one to my sister (who I love dearly) because I think she would find it really funny.

There is a movie (epic 80's movie) called Teen Witch. Watch it. Let it into your heart. It's like a really long Robin Sparkles video.

I noticed that Monica was basically wearing Anne Hathaway's terrible Oscar dress almost 20 (!) years earlier in the first season's NYE episode.

I cannot wait for the day that he and Nicholas Cage team up for a movie. It will be horrendously awesome.

Don't forget the titanium spork. (Often a free item with geek points). I've had more than one permanently "borrowed".