Thank you! I knew exactly what she was describing and knew it was Ashes and something.

It's all my fault, I'm sorry. ;)

A little OT, but another reason that Parks & Rec was awesome - in a recent Vulture interview, Retta revealed that she was given her own personal lighting. And that one of her first interactions with Rob Lowe was him expressing amazement that with that, and she was basically, "That's how we role."

All those "cute" pictures showed me is that Pattison needs his bangs. Dude has skeletal 7 head.

What are the merits of always having a potato handy?

Can you imagine how awesome their dance parties are?

I seriously doubt it's true. Like I believe they were at the same party, but I doubt they're dating. Harry usually goes for blondes, right?

Dude, he's a Nice Guy.

He's the big draw at a brand new CC this weekend. I'm assuming he is no longer attending, which would be sad, especially since it's a new effort. But no alcoholic should come to our area. They don't stop serving until 6 am and it's a lot of bars.

And The 100.

Yeah, I can't even successful have hand sanitizer in my purse without it leaking over everything. There is now way I could pull off have a small glass jar of smelly oil without it ruining everything in my bag.

I really liked the Teen Choice Awards performance last week. It was stupid catchy and fun.

But they're dealing in trigonometry, not calculus. So you know, Tiana's side piece is Hakeem's second girlfriend because of tangents.

Oh, I don't hang out with the country clubs. That was just the setting I was raised in. Social gatherings now are much more informal, and while there is an abundance of food, I wouldn't describe them as dinner parties.

It's a thing, especially in the country club set. My parents had me cooking/hosting dinner parties at 12. They were small, but still. My mom still calls me in to help out with business dinner parties. They usually don't go larger than 16 though. And the term plus 1 isn't used. It's always a specific…

I just realized that Jason Street is George on Hart of Dixie. Thanks Dirt Bag!

My favorite is a random Ryan Reynolds sighting in Santa Monica in the aughts, Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place days. Maybe Van Wilder had been released. Dude stands in the middle of the bar seating area, hands on his hips, in a track suit, waiting for people to recognize him. For an uncomfortably long time. His…

This has to be the best question to get a guy to freak out ever

It updates as soon as it's processed. So if the company filed 1099's electronically, it should be posted within a week of submission. I have no idea how long it takes for the IRS to process paper 1099's.

Yes, all the damn time. At crowded bars where there is no feasible way for the bartender to point out the proper person.