It's also helpful to create a transcript account on the IRS's website. It's possible a 1099 got filed and you didn't receive it. The website allows you to check your wage/earning transcript really easily. Also helpful if you lose any of your tax forms.

Enough said.

I've decided they do want the government to be super small. Like Magic School Bus small, setting up shop in my uterus.

Once the sweats were on, the episode was a classic. But the saxophone fart (and the reactions) was the perfect ending to that scene.

Right? At some point, they have to realize that the reason they aren't winning the head honcho role is because they scare the shit out of independents with their morality/religious based agenda. Or that they want a small enough government to actually fit into women's uteri.

You sound lovely.

Glitter is the herpes of all worlds. Our restaurant forbade private parties from decorating with glitter. That shit would migrate everywhere and on everything and it was excessively difficult to remove completely.

I'll take a young Rodin please. Plus, you know he'd be good with his hands.

Right? I was thinking about sending one to my sister (who I love dearly) because I think she would find it really funny.

There is a movie (epic 80's movie) called Teen Witch. Watch it. Let it into your heart. It's like a really long Robin Sparkles video.

I noticed that Monica was basically wearing Anne Hathaway's terrible Oscar dress almost 20 (!) years earlier in the first season's NYE episode.

I cannot wait for the day that he and Nicholas Cage team up for a movie. It will be horrendously awesome.

Don't forget the titanium spork. (Often a free item with geek points). I've had more than one permanently "borrowed".

Best headline ever.

I like it.

So, this will be covered by Gawker's Best Place to Eat in New York series, right?

Sourdough, always.

oh wow, I had blocked out the matte brown lipstick!

And then Rhimes BROUGHT HIM BACK AS A GUEST STAR! Way to break that "no assholes" rule.

Right? I bet the next new big trend for hair will be glittery butterfly clips. And it jewelry will be all chokers all the time!