I want to get this joke *so* badly

Ariana NO ONE CARES about what you said about America. If you’re going to continue apologizing then say you’re sorry for licking that goddamn doughnut and putting it back!

It’s not for the house they live in, though. They own a lot of properties and it’s one of those.

I usually only use “buried the lede” jokingly, but this bill looks to have much further-reaching implications than the title implies.

“The bill specifically protects those who believe that marriage is between “one man and one woman” or that “sexual relations are properly reserved to such a marriage.””

This seems to…

I actually had an interview with an interior design company that I was interested in working for. The owner told me in the interview that she doesn’t hire unwed/single mothers because their kids keep them from work. I stopped her there, told her what she said was discriminatory, I was a single parent and that we were…

That’s not shade. That’s a total eclipse.

Not ‘Selena’ but ‘Sah-lee-nas’ with an ‘S’

Jennifer Lopez was only an approximation.

Holy shit. Her figure is killer.

We can celebrate multiple Latina artists at once. It’s not one or the other.

I actually texted my friends today the news prefaced by “Imma need dis” and closed by #anythingforSelenas. For reasons.

YAAAY!! Though I will likely not be able to pull any of it off because paleness. But still— YAAAY!!

I’d ride.

Nope. Don't curr.

These are our two options???

was skimming through a comic and saw a slight resemblance. am i off?

Please dear god let someone say something un-ironically for a change.

Gabourey I have said okie dokie unironically 3 times just today, so let’s be old weirdos together.

I would watch the hell out of that.