So it’s hot as balls outside when my vagina overheats are you saying that it is hazardous to run 50/50 coolant through my vagina? Does this also apply in winter with anti- freeze? I’m in California so the anti freeze thing doesn’t always happen but it can get below freezing where I’m at in the state.

Hang one of these from belly ring. Or...

And the right to divorce and own property! We have such an exciting day planned for them.

I hope they also told these women they finally have the vote!

“A new study?”

I just let Coca-cola slowly effervesce in my vagina.

I thought everyone in the world knew at this point that douching was bad.

DYING.

The implication is that Jeffrey is gay. Which is dumb because if you watch Ina’s show you know that 98% of her real life friends are gay men (the other 2% are Bill and Hillary Clinton). Ina’s no Michelle Duggar - she knows gay men. She’d know if Jeff were gay, and if she missed it, her squad of well-heeled Hamptons…

I don’t remember where I heard it, or who said it, but the best description of Diners Drive-Ins and Dives is:

I would’ve went for early to mid-40’s, but surprised like you all the same. Now, since reading this, I can’t get his “TRIPLE D!” intro out of my head.

I don’t either, but if Jeffrey is not into the meatloaf, Ina, call me.

NO I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE IS IMPLYING ABOUT INA HELP ME

I’d love to hear that Obama shows up at his home and knocks on the door and just stands there, giving Cosby the look, while he just subtly puts his hand out and waits for Cosby to give it back.

Some wear this...

yes but what would the minions be wearing? (yes anyway)

i would even if my fucking grandparents looked on idgaf

So Hamilton can fill the theater. But can he fill a shirt like Andrew Jackson can?

If they started removing all the stars of rapist celebrities, the sidewalk would not be ADA compliant.