A loaded rifle and a kevlar vest at a Macy’s portrait studio? I’m gonna be that person who does not believe his story. He was gonna kill people. But, of course he was arrested without one bullet being fired, even though a lot of cops are fearing for their safety from unarmed men. I wonder why that is? Hmmmmm.......

Wouldn’t it be cool if there was some way to take your picture without going to Sears Photo Studio or Glamour Shots? (glamour SHOTS?)

detained without incident

Weird that he didn’t get shot dead like that guy (or kid) in Ohio. Strange indeed.

Here, have a butt drink!

its like last sex before breakup

And yet, I would do naughty things with that cardboard cutout and I’m only slightly ashamed about that.

I enjoyed both sentences in this post very much.

I don’t understand how this cardboard cutout is casting a human shadow.

Stella Abrera is a lovely dancer, but Asian/Asian-American principals are by no means rare in either ABT or American dance companies as a whole. Copeland’s promotion is news specifically because it’s nearly unprecedented.

I don’t even know what this place is. Do they have fries? Is there a drive-thru? Do they have a value menu? :(

Jesus. Hector. Christ. I hope someone proposes during her stupid fucking wedding. I hope everyone who’s not the bride wears white just to spite her. I hope her maid of honor gives a really mean, passive-aggressive speech. I hope her aunt gets too drunk and hits on the groom, and he goes for it.

One of my favorite parodies of it.

that show was my fav in highschool. I would still watch the shit out of it.

Those guys were nuts, but women customers were INSANE. I miss “Real Sex”. (not real sex. I get plenty, let me tell ya)

Yeah I am calling bullshit on these strippers. Having been to *ahem* a couple of stripper events (underground strip clubs and even a fucking Chippendale’s) I have to say those moves were right the fuck on. The reason I moved to Philadelphia was because of the male exotic dancers featured on that episode of Real Sex…

What is with people’s obsession with Snacks on a Plane?

“Hey, let’s collude on this box of wine.”